So today I am going to talk about a pet peeve of mine. Like what other things do I do on here? But this one deserves particular attention, I think. This is just something I always needed to get off my chest. I’ve seen it all over on facebook, twitter, google+, personal emails, and it really disheartens me that I have some very good friends who do this too.
You know what I hate ? You want to really know ? I hate when people put a space before a question mark or an explanation mark ! Like I am doing now ! Isn’t it annoying ? Isn’t it ? Yes, it is ! Don’t lie ! Don’t tell me that you don’t want to strangle the next person who comes through the door at your home, office, whatever, after reading this ! Because that’s what I’d really like to do after writing this ! It’s not cute ! It’s not clever ! It’s not funny ! It’s stupid ! It’s idiotic ! It’s something I better not say unless I want Sarah Palin to come after my ass with a shotgun ! And I know some really smart people who do it too ! Why ? Why ? Why ? And if twitter or your cell phone automatically puts the space in there, go back and correct it ! If your tweet needs a space before its exclamation mark, it wasn’t that great to begin with ! And probably won’t be retweeted ! Just sayin’ ! Just imagine that another tree is cut down for every unnecessary space you use. A tree with a nest full of baby robins in it ! Baby robins just waiting for Mama Robin to come back ! Do you really want all those baby robins to lose their home ? Do you ? Or do you not care ? Monster!!! I mean, Monster ! ! ! That said, I am totally going to use this technique in my Books 2 and 3 now ! Just so that they will become (in)famous for their sheer annoyances and stupidity ! Yes ! Here we go ! EL James, I will beat you at your own game yet, bitch!!! Oh, sorry — I meant, EL James, I will beat you at your own game yet, bitch ! ! !
Well, anyway, thanks again for bearing with me through another one of my grievances. Until next time ! See that ? See what I’m talking about now ? Freakin’ annoying ! ! !